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With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force it doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite What is it?
It will not die when hung, and will dry when wrung.
What are you certain to find inside your pocket when you reach into it?
What is the difference between love and marriage?
Some are clean and some are dirty, but all are meant to get a chuckle. Most like it, some takes offense from it.
I can only be played on a windy day
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?