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Where does a snowman keep his money?
I give milk and have a horn but I'm not a cow. Who am I?
What is old, white, republican, old, white, republican, and old, white, and republican?
An office supply that's shaped like a trombone.
Some women don't like to be called that, yet every woman wants one. It cries and makes a lot of noise, but smiles and gurgles when you give it toys.
Why was the cook arrested?