Answer:
What has two heads but only uses one
Money
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
i have hands but no arms to see and a face but do not talk no eyes but my name might disagree
Where Do Monkeys Get Their Exercise
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?