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What do you call a dog without legs?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
The more he has the less he weighs. What is it?
What do people make that you can't see?
Why don’t vampires go to barbecues?
What made Cyclops quit teaching?
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Food
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What am I?