Answer:
Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?
The one fashion accessory farmers and hipsters can agree upon.
Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Some women don't like to be called that, yet every woman wants one. It cries and makes a lot of noise, but smiles and gurgles when you give it toys.
Why was the cat sitting at the computer?
I can only be played on a windy day
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?