Answer:
What is greater than god , evil than devil , the poor people posses it but the rich doesn't
What do you call a blender that made a mistake?
What did the depressed math book say to the calculator, notebook, and dictionary?
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
Causes bad breath and frightens blood-suckers
What do you purposefully put lots of in and on your body, but run away from when you encounter it outside?