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What are you certain to find inside your pocket when you reach into it?
What has four legs, but can't walk?
What starts with a "T", ends with a "T", and has T in it?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
What do you purposefully put lots of in and on your body, but run away from when you encounter it outside?