Answer:
Marking mortal privation when firmly in place. An enduring summation inscribed in my face.
What is the saddest fruit?
Little Nancy Etticote in a white petticoat. With a red nose; the longer she stands the shorter she grows.
I am round as an apple, deep as a cup. All the King's horses can't pull me up. What am I?
I am not very commonly found! Only in some rainforest! I have an odd number of toes! I'm very lazy and hang upside down! What am I?
Why was the cook arrested?