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Crooked as a rainbow and slick as a plate, ten thousand horses can't pull me straight. What am I?
I am a ship that can be made to ride the greatest waves. I am not built by objects but built by minds.
What has a head and a tail, but no body or legs?
You throw me out when you use me and take me in when you are done.
I am seen in the water. If seen in the sky I am in the rainbow a jay's feather and lapis lazuli.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?