Answer:
I am a lunch money thief
I'm an old relative who's hand's can't hold anything and eyes can’t see anything
What runs but never walks has a mouth but never talks has a head but never weeps has a bed but never sleeps?
turkey day
You seek me out when your hunger's ripe. I sit on four legs and smoke a pipe.
What language does a billboard speak?
What am I?
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic