Answer:
A pony trots his way through the world on these.
It's voice is like a burp, Will swallow with a slurp, You'll never hear it chirp. Kiss it with a wince, Might turn into a prince
What is sacred, holy, female, and noisy?
This noble creature has the embarrassing inability to get up once it's been flipped onto its back.
I have legs but seldom walkอพ I backbite many but never talkอพ I seek places that can hide me because those that feed me cannot abide me
What language does a billboard speak?
Animal
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?