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I can be winding and I can be straight. I can be smooth and I can be rough. Sometimes both. I start out black but fade to brown. My favorite colors are yellow and white and I love stripes and dashed lines.
My snake-like body cracks and burns. I cause pain but pleasure too. What am I?
I go in dry and come out wet. The longer I stay in, the stronger my surroundings get. What am I?
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body but I come alive with wind. What am I?
One pace to the north. Two paces to the east. Two paces to the south. Two paces to the west. One pace to the north.
Why was the cook arrested?