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I am owned by every man, though my length differs. Their wives use me after getting married. What am I?
I can't go left, I can't go right. I am forever stuck in a building over three stories high. What am I?
Lighter than what I am made of, more of me is hidden than is seen. What am I?
I make things short but I am pretty long myself
I am always in front of you, but yet I am never here. What am I?
Why was the cook arrested?