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Old Grandpa Diddle Daddle jumped in the mud puddle, green cap and yellow shoes. Guess all your loftiness and you can't guess these news.
Though desert men once called me God, today men call me mad. For I wag my tail when I am angry. And growl when I am glad.
What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
I am black and white and have flippers instead of wings but I still can't fly. What am I?
What screams when put in a pot of boiling water?
A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn't get wet. How does he do that?