Answer:
A huge mythical animal said to resemble a whale.
What can honk without a horn?
These animals hang out in the mist.
It's voice is like a burp, Will swallow with a slurp, You'll never hear it chirp. Kiss it with a wince, Might turn into a prince
To you, rude would I never be, Though I flag my tongue for all to see.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?