Answer:
What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?
Cloud is my mother, wind is my father. What am I?
I am the word that has three syllables and twenty six letters.
My head and tail both equal are my middle slender as a bee. Whether I stand on head or heel Is quite the same to you or me. But if my head should be cut off the matter's true though passing strange directly I to nothing change.
I wonβt break if you throw me off from the highest building but I will break if you place me in the ocean.
Often cooked as fillet, this meat comes from an animal that swims underwater.