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Whoever made me doesn't want me. Whoever bought me doesn't need me. Whoever uses me doesn't know me. What am I?
I am higher than the king
I spend the day at the window, go to the table for meals, and hide at night. What am I?
If two is company and three is a crowd, what is four and five?
I am merry creature in pleasant time of year as in but certain seasons I sing that you can hear; And yet I'm made a by-word A very perfect mock; Compared to foolish persons And silliest of all folk.
Why was the cook arrested?