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I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What falls often but never gets hurt?
What was was, before was was was?
Given them to the girls whenever, And they'll be best friends forever. Shiny, pretty stones, Bought with massive loans
Who always enjoys poor health?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Funny
Animal
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Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?