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What did the depressed math book say to the calculator, notebook, and dictionary?
What do elfs learn in school?
What do you get when you cross a vampire and teacher?
Where do beekeepers stay on vacation?
What starts with a 'P', ends with an 'E' and has thousands of letters?
If itβs information you seek, come and see me. If itβs pairs of letters you need, I have consecutively three. What am I?