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I have a few points but we're not competing. I'll help you win when you're eating.
I destroy your home from the inside out.
I am like thunder in your cranium
What goes up and down stairs without moving?
I am the ultimate killing machine used not once but TWICE I can be made by humans.
Why was the cook arrested?
What am I?
Animal
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