Answer:
He's dead with a metal bar across his back. When a woman sees him, she is very pleased. This was all perfectly legal. What's going on?
A blind man enters a maze, and the entrance closes behind him. His only way out is to solve the maze. A long time passes, and he exits the maze through the correct exit. How did he solve the maze?
We are five little objects of an everyday sort, You will find us all in a tennis court.
If a man carried my burden, he would break his back. I am not rich, but leave silver in my track.
Give it food and it will live, give it water and it will die.
What language does a billboard speak?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?