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Squeeze me and I cry tears as red as my flesh, but my heart is made of stone. What am I?
I can be found in water but never wet
I am the home for feathery animals.
In spring, I am gay in handsome array. In summer, more clothing I wear. When colder it grows, I fling off my clothes. In winter, quite naked appear. What am I?
What tastes better than it smells?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?