Answer:
I am a king who’s good at measuring stuff. What am I?
2 in a corner 1 in a room 0 in a house but 1 in a shelter.
What's 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?
I am sometimes referred to as chips
I can be cracked made told and played.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?