Answer:
I am bought by the yard but worn by the foot
I am merry creature in pleasant time of year as in but certain seasons I sing that you can hear; And yet I'm made a by-word A very perfect mock; Compared to foolish persons And silliest of all folk.
What do you call a pig that is no fun to be around?
I can wave my hands at you but I never say goodbye. You are always cool when with me even more so when I am high!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
What made Cyclops quit teaching?