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What has a bell but isn't a church. Is full of air but is not a balloon?
Different lights do make me strange, thus into different sizes I will change.
Whilst I was engaged in sitting. I spied the dead carrying the living
I do not breathe, but I run and jump. I do not eat, but I swim and stretch. I do not drink, but I sleep and stand. I do not think, but I grow and play. I do not see, but you see me everyday.
How far will a blind dog walk into a forest?
A town has only two barbers. One of the barbers has a nice, tidy haircut, and the other has a shaggy, messy haircut. Which barber should you go to?