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Cloud is my mother, wind is my father. What am I?
Roast, boast, coast, post. What do you put in a toaster?
You write on me and secrets I can keep in places never seen. I spin like a top. Though stiff as a board, I'm often described like a mop. What am I?
I shrink smaller every time I take a bath. What am I?
A piece of paper that takes most people 3 or 4 years to get.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?