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Sometimes I am loud. And viewed with distaste. Poke out my 'eye', then I'm on the front of your face.
The land was white the seed was black it'll take a good scholar to riddle me that. What is it?
How far will a blind dog walk into a forest?
If I have it, I don't share it. If I share it, I don't have it. What is it?
This is in a realm of true and in a realm false, but you experience me as you turn and toss.
Why was the cook arrested?