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Why did the computer keep sneezing?
Flat as a leaf round as a ring. I have two eyes but can't see a thing.
You can read me both ways I wear; One way it's a number reversed a snare.
I always murmur but never talk. Always run but never walk. I have a bed but never sleep, have a mouth but never speak. What am I?
I was was before was was was.
What made Cyclops quit teaching?