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I am a king who's good at measuring stuff. What am I?
Flat as a leaf round as a ring. I have two eyes but can't see a thing.
From house to house I go, sometimes narrow, sometimes wide. Whether there's rain or snow, I always stay outside. What am I?
I have a hundred legs but cannot stand. I have a long neck but no head. I cannot see and I help keep your house neat and tidy.
Where I am there is no south, west, nor east, and weather is not fit for man or beast. What am I?
Why was the cook arrested?