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A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for five minutes. Next she hangs him. Right after she feeds him dinner. How can this be?
I am a kind of coat that can only be put on when wet. What am I?
When I point up, it's bright. When I point down, it's dark. What am I?
I stand in one place yet I fill a whole room. I can be filled with molten rock and come in every hue.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a karate expert?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?