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So simple, that I can only point. Yet I guide men all over the world.
The 8 of us go forth and not back to protect our king from a foe's attack. What am I?
I am partially baked. I am not completely lit. I am a portion of the moon. I am lesser than full wit. I am a divider of the hour. I am not a total lie. I am a sibling through one parent.
I take off my clothes when you put on your clothes. I put on my clothes when you take off your clothes
I am slim and tall many find me desirable and appealing they touch me and I give a false good feeling once I shine in splendor but only once and then no more for many I am to die for.
What language does a billboard speak?