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Crooked as a rainbow and slick as a plate ten thousand horses can't pull me straight.
You can never eat me for breakfast or lunch. What am I?
When you stop and look, you can always see me. If you try to touch, you cannot feel me. I cannot move, but as you near me, I will move away from you. What am I?
Late afternoons I often bathe. I'll soak in water piping hot. My essence goes through. My see through clothes. Used up am I - I've gone to pot.
I work when I play and play when I work
What language does a billboard speak?