Answer:
What goes up and down, but does not move?
I am wood that is neither hard straight or crooked
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
I'm not a bird, but I can fly through the sky. I'm not a river, but I'm full of water. What am I?
I have a name that's not mine and no one cares about me in their prime. People cry at my sight and lie by me all day and night.
Why was the cook arrested?