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What kind of cheese is made backwards?
I don't have eyes, but once I did see. Once I had thoughts, but now I'm white and empty. What am I?
My first is in some but not in all. My second is in tiny but not in tall. My third in little but no in big. My fourth in port but not in pig. My whole is made in nature's way. For clothing rugs used every day.
If I drink I die. If I eat I am fine. What am I?
I march before armies, a thousand salute me. My fall can bring victory, but no one would shoot me. What am I?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?