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I take off my clothes when you put on your clothes. I put on my clothes when you take off your clothes. What am I?
I am free the first time and second time but the third time is going to cost you money.
I can be hairy and itchy all over. I hang on a stick. I can be the scariest thing you have ever seen. I stand in the middle of nowhere.
My rings are not worth much, but they do tell my age. What am I?
I come in different colors and shapes. Some parts of me are curvy, some are straight. I look like I can belong anywhere but there is only one right place for me. What am I?
Some women don't like to be called that, yet every woman wants one. It cries and makes a lot of noise, but smiles and gurgles when you give it toys.