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You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana. Who is the smartest animal in the room?
I am the place where yesterday is always before today. What am I?
I fly when I'm born. I lie when I'm alive. I run when I'm dead. What am I?
As I went over London Bridge I met my sister Jenny; I broke her neck and drank her blood and left her standing empty.
I am bought by the yard but worn by the foot
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?