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Crooked as a rainbow and slick as a plate, ten thousand horses can't pull me straight. What am I?
I am all around yet to me you are half blind. Sunlight makes me invisible and difficult to find.
No matter how hard you hit me, no matter how much I hurt, I'll always go for a laugh. What am I?
I go around and in the house but never touches the house
Every night I'm told what to do and each morning I do what I'm told. But I still don't escape your scold
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?