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You write on me and secrets I can keep. In places never seen. I spin like a top. Though stiff as a board I'm often described like a mop.
Though not a plant I have leaves. though not a beast I have spine. Though many wouldn't need me I am more valuable than wine.
What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?
Whoever made me doesn't want me. Whoever bought me doesn't need me. Whoever uses me doesn't know me. What am I?
When I live I cry if you don't kill me I'll die.
Why was the cook arrested?
What am I?
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