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It is probably the most laidΒ-back member of the animal kingdom.
I am covered in quills for protection. What am I?
What has a brown coat, a long tail, and lives in house or shed but most active while you're in bed?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Face with a tree, skin like the sea. A great beast I am. Yet vermin frightens me.
Why was the cook arrested?