Answer:
Which side of a cat has the most fur?
Stealthy as a shadow in the dead of night, cunning but affectionate if given a bite. Never owned but often loved. At my sport considered cruel, but that's because you never know me at all.
What has a brown coat, a long tail, and lives in house or shed but most active while you're in bed?
I'm a red creature from the sea with large claws, or pincers, and I'm often boiled and served as an expensive dish at seafood restaurants.
A close relative of ketchup that people often spread on their dog.
What do you purposefully put lots of in and on your body, but run away from when you encounter it outside?