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I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg. I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole. I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole. What am I?
I belong to you but others use me more often than you do. What am I?
So simple, that I can only point. Yet I guide men all over the world.
The more you take the more you leave behind. What am I?
You get embarrassed when you stand on me when everybody is watching. Women don't like to talk about the number they see on me. Everyone stands on me when nobody is around
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?