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Squeeze me and I cry tears as red as flesh, but my heart is made of stone. What am I?
My voice is tender my waist is slender and I'm often invited to play. Yet wherever I go I must take my bow or else I have nothing to say.
What word when read from left to right is a ruler, but when read from right to left is a servant?
You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead.
I am in the past, never in the future. I don't exist, but have existed. I saw what you saw, and this is what I will ever see. What am I?
What language does a billboard speak?