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I have a neck and no head, two arms but no hands. I'm with you to school, I'm with you to work. What am I?
Part carbon part water I am poison to the fishes. Many falsely claim my name I am the pause that refreshes.
Alone I am 24th with a friend I am 20. Another friend and I am unclean.
I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?
I can be hairy and itchy all over. I hang on a stick. I can be the scariest thing you have ever seen. I stand in the middle of nowhere.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?