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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
When is it bad luck to meet a white cat?
James has 98 chocolate bars, he eats 91 of them. What does he have now?
I can only be played on a windy day