Answer:
The offspring of a feline and a Xerox machine
Your mother's brother's only brotherยญ-inยญ-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?
Both cockroaches and illegal drug laboratories or syndicates do fear this.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
What sits in a corner while traveling all around the world?
Why was the cook arrested?