Answer:
What demands an answer, but asks no question?
What stays in one corner but travels around the world?
What goes up but never goes down?
Retired people want these to be large and birds want them to hatch.
There is one in every corner and two in every room.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Easy
Animal
Difficult
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?