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You play with it at night in bed. you’re not allowed to fiddle with it a work. Only very special people are allowed to touch it. What is it?
Why did Superman flush the toilet?
These suck.
How do you spell cow in thirteen letters
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
If it’s information you seek, come and see me. If it’s pairs of letters you need, I have consecutively three. What am I?