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What starts with a 'P', ends with an 'E' and has thousands of letters?
How did the computer get drunk?
Where would you find a tortoise with no legs?
What do you call a dog that sweats so much?
What do birds say when they fly home?
If itβs information you seek, come and see me. If itβs pairs of letters you need, I have consecutively three. What am I?