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I stand up tall and am made of steel With baguettes and garlic at my heel. I love the colors red white and blue but obviously not as much as you. I am a marvel for all to see Though to some I am a monstrosity!
I am what no man ever yet did see, which never was, but always is to be. What am I?
A caribbean shape that makes ships disappear.
Though it be cold I wear no clothes the frost and snow I never fear; I value neither shoes nor hose And yet I wander far and near: My diet is forever good I drink no cider port nor sack what Providence doth send for food I neither buy nor sell nor lack.
My days are numbered. What am I?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?