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I rise and fall no matter what, only at finals rest do I not budge. What am I?
It's in your hand though you can not feel it. Only you and time can reveal it.
I belong to everyone. Sometimes make you happy, sometimes make you sad. I will never end until the day you do. What am I?
Although I may have eyes I cannot see. I have a round brown face with lots of acne.
I can be entertaining until you realize some pieces have been lost.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?