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I have legs but seldom walk; I backbite many but never talk; I seek places that can hide me because those that feed me cannot abide me
What jumps when it walks & sits when it stand?
Holding two swords and eight spears. Dressed in a cow-leather tunic. He peeks through a hole in the door.
I can 'fly' underwater and have eight arms. What am I?
I grunt and have a curly tail. People say I'm dirty but I'm actually very clean. What am I?
Why was the cook arrested?